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郭德綱經典語錄

郭德綱的照片

作者:郭德綱

郭德綱簡介:1973年1月18日(農歷臘月十五)出生于天津,別名天津小孩、德云班主、綱子。自幼酷愛民間藝術,8歲投身藝壇,先拜評書前輩高慶海學習評書,后跟隨相聲名家常寶豐學相聲,又師從侯耀文,得到多位相聲名家的指點、傳授。2005年底,在網絡與媒體的相互作用之下,郭德綱借勢風云突起,憑借著自己多年的磨打錘煉,一躍成為現今相聲界演員之中的佼佼者之一。

郭德綱經典語錄

1.您大點聲不費電。
2.近豬者胖,近尿者騷。
3.你要舍得死我就舍得埋!
4.法律不管我早打死他了。
5.天下最不是人的就是人。
6.花錢如尿褲子一般,痛快。
7.來一斤西瓜,稱給準點兒。
8.我當藝術家都一個多禮拜了。
9.我要做一名廚師表演藝術家……
10.不想當廚子的裁縫不是好司機。
11.依法納妾是每個公民應盡的義務!
12.誰要不認識他,誰就沒吃過豬肉。
13.俗話說“人往高出走,尿往低處流”
14.要不是打不過你,我早跟你翻臉了。
15.好些天都沒吃飯了,看誰都像烙餅。
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